Farting is practiced by both humans and animals. It is sometimes embarrassing to Fart in public, say in church, a lift, in a public transport and in many other public places.
Though farting loudly may have been a big hit when you were a kid, in the adult world, farting loudly won't help you make any friends -- and it won't win you many fans. But holding in your gas can lead to health issues like bloating, indigestion, and heartburn. Farting is a natural and necessary occurrence that everyone does every day.Is there any way to fart soundlessly in public? Of course you can't stop your fart as it is beyond your control.
1.Put your weight on one of your buttocks and lean in the same direction as your buttock (ex. put your weight on your right buttock and lean to the right). This separates your buttocks and makes your fart silent. You could also drop something on the floor and reach for it so you don't look weird leaning to the left or right in your chair.
CAUTION: The smell will go to the opposite direction you are leaning on, so aim your gasses to an empty area.
2.Release the fart slowly. Rather than release the fart quickly, which will likely cause a loud fart noise, take your time and release the fart slowly. Do this by squeezing your abdominal muscles and taking long inhales and exhales as you release the fart. Releasing the fart slowly should cut down on the noise it makes as it comes out of your butt
3.Drop a textbook or another heavy object to generate a loud noise. Release your fart precisely as the object makes contact with the floor, as this will effectively cancel out the noise. (Warning: Be sure to time your release exactly right. If you fart too soon, the noise will still be heard. If you fart after the book is dropped, the book will draw attention to you and your fart will be noticed by more people.
4.Cough loudly or make a loud noise. You can distract from your fart by coughing loudly or sneezing as you fart. This can help to cover up the noise as you fart.
5.You could also make a loud noise by pretending to talk on your cell phone or turning up the music in the room before you release the gas. This could muffle the noise that inevitably comes with farting.
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